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Message posted by heath63 on 15/9/2013 at 9:12am
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Thick as thieves, thick as two short planks, has the cat got your tongue
Were you born in a barn, dont be a toe rag, all furs and no knickers
Too small to swing a cat, a cheshire cat who got the cheese.

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New Year: Lady Heyes.
5/8th March: Hardhurst.
14/16th March: Llyn Rhys.
June: Ireland.
Aug:Scotland????

Message posted by bald eagle on 15/9/2013 at 11:06pm
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Up at the crack of dawn

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Life is to short,be happy have fun.
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Message posted by steveiem on 18/9/2013 at 10:48pm
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If you back pedal any faster mate , yer chain'l come off,, changing ones mind ,,

Well knock me down with a feather !!    I'm aghast !!

Yer as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike !!   You are not of much use !!

As rare as rocking horse s**t !!   Highly unlikely !!

Short arms and long pockets !! Tight git !!

You broke that ten bob note yet lad ?? Tight git !!

First int pub , last at bar !! Tight git !!

Just seen moth fly out yer purse lass !! Tight git !!









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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,

Message posted by bald eagle on 19/9/2013 at 9:45pm
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As much use as chocolate fire guard

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Message posted by bald eagle on 09/10/2013 at 10:06pm
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He can talk the hind legs off a donkey.

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Morning after a hot Curry:

Ive got an ar*e like a Japanese flag.

Message posted by VangoMan02 on 15/10/2013 at 8:32pm
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If you had dominoes for brains you'd be chappin!

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They listen with the intent to reply.

Message posted by jelboy53 on 16/10/2013 at 10:16am
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"I've got a mouth like an Arabs sandal"...(Thirsty)

Or indeed can be used the morning after......

Jelboy.

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Some days are Diamonds...Some days are stone...

Message posted by Bridgelayer on 16/10/2013 at 4:40pm
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If you had another brain cell, it would die of loneliness.

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The garage, the garden.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       

Message posted by bald eagle on 16/10/2013 at 8:59pm
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its going to clear up and be wet

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Have a look to see if your area is covered.
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Message posted by bald eagle on 17/10/2013 at 10:22pm
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Away with the mixer

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