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"It needs redoing" she said prickly.

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" I'm not a beautician, but I'll have a go " he said smoothly

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"Be careful, I get excited" she gushed

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" Not half as excited as me !!" he slipped in

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"That was over far to quickly" She jumped up

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" I'm known as the fastest in the West " he shot back

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" I always come faster than the speed of light" he said heroically

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"I can still rise to the occasion" He said unliftingly

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"I can't " he said frustratingly

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"Would you like one of these little blue pills?" She offered

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" I've already had one " he said softly

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" They taste like cucumber" he repeated

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Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver

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" I will only dig a very small lake" he said ponerously

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" Any fish in it " he carped

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