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Message posted by Mucker1884 on 16/9/2017 at 6:09am
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Quote: Originally posted by purplebean on 14/9/2017
We have arranged for my sister to have our son this weekend so we can have some us time. We are going camping and everyone I tell thinks we are mad apparently we should be in a hotel at presumably several times the cost. At least I know my bed is comfy and we get to test out the bounce of a megamat
I know you guys will understand
Oh yeah... we understand alright!
First off, you're dumping laddo off with your sister. I bet it was only 30 years ago you couldn't stand each other and were constantly squabbling. Now all of a sudden she's your best mate and apparently capable of looking after your most prized possession!
Then of course, there's the smutty innuendo, not to mention the suggestion of the act itself... in a tent... on a campsite... with neighbours! The mind boggles!
And finally, the lies... ok, they haven't started yet, but knowing what I know about camping without children, it's a given that this weekend will go so fantastically well, that it will soon be "sorry son, they only have availability on the adult only field. You'll have to stay at aunties... again"! Poor lad. Before you know it, he'll be wandering the streets of the metropolis with the soles of his crocs hanging off, nicking gentlemens hankerchiefs in the hope of making a farthing or two in order to eat!
"Mad"? "Bad" more like!
I just hope you can live with yourselves come Monday, when your whole world turns upside down!
Shameful... truly shameful!
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