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A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doc I'm not getting full enjoyment from my sex life and I think it would help if my willy was bigger" The doctor asks "What do you normally drink?" "Lager" is the reply. "Oh dear" says the doc "That tends to shrink things, try switching to Guinness" The man comes back the following week, shakes the doctor's hand and says "Thanks for the advice" The doc says "You switched to Guinness then?" "No" says the man "I've put the wife on lager"
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You,mate are a southerner,please stop commenting on a subject you know nowt about! I realise that you may dress in slacks ,wear a cardigan and brogues,with maybe a small beard to finish off the look,but appreciation of real beer takes more than shopping at the CAMRA outlet store.Some lagers, are indeed real beers,it's just that cheap generic versions have been marketed at chavs!
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One does not drink beer in polite circles, that is for the household staff.employees or northerners. Still I am please to see that there are pretensions of culture north of Watford
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yes thats a great idea that is, keep your eyes closed until you get to Hull!?!?!? then what do you do? poke them out with a stick? the last thing you would want to do after missing out on all that beautiful northern countryside is open your bloody eyes in Hull, the best thing about Hull is you can get a ferry away from there
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Topic: Lager
Calm down!
