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Message posted by jeff juke on 23/10/2013 at 8:55pm
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I think after the latest criticism on here we should have a Frederico points system to see what others think of a persons joke .


I give myself 10 out of 10 frederico points for writing this..

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Message posted by SGThomas on 23/10/2013 at 9:11pm
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We could also introduce a "juke" for jokes or suggestions that that have already been made

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Message posted by OliverDay on 23/10/2013 at 9:20pm
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So let me get this right Jeff - your suggesting that it's 1 Frederico for a splitting your sides joke and 10 Frederico for tumble weed.

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Quote: Originally posted by OliverDay on 23/10/2013
So let me get this right Jeff - your suggesting that it's 1 Frederico for a splitting your sides joke and 10 Frederico for tumble weed.





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Message posted by moppetsdad on 24/10/2013 at 6:56am
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A sunny afternoon in Venice.
A young couple laze in a Gondola as it makes its way along the canal.
They lick their Cornettos then the Gondolier suddenly bursts into song






































"Just one Frederico
You gave to me
Not getta your system
For scoring me"

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Message posted by jeff juke on 25/10/2013 at 1:01am
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oh dear very witty will give it a 5/6

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