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Message posted by SGThomas on 26/10/2013 at 11:25pm
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> >Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
> >It was just After Eight.
> >They got off at Quality Street .
> >He asked her name.
> >'Polo, I'm the one with the hole,' she said with a Wispa.
> >'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts,' he replied.
> >He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
> >Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Raspberry Ripple.
> >He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.
> >Soon they were Heart Throbs.
> >It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.
> >But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.
Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had
> Allsorts !!

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Message posted by OliverDay on 26/10/2013 at 11:53pm
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Where's him getting her Walnut Whip and her downing his Flake?

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Thank God you didn't mention that little episode with the kit kat, and the four fingers getting snapped!!!

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2014 = 10 x trips so far = 34 nights... and stopped counting, now :-(   ... Roll on January!!
2013 = 36 nights
2012 = 23 nights

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Quote: Originally posted by OliverDay on 26/10/2013
Where's him getting her Walnut Whip and her downing his Flake?



Oh what a Smartie you are

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Message posted by happyAbi on 27/10/2013 at 9:18am
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good to see this thread is staying on-topic :)

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