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Message posted by jeff juke on 27/10/2013 at 12:43pm
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Kylie Minogue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking over a bridge.

Kylie trips, and gets her head jammed between the railings. Without a sideways glance, Robbie pulls aside her G-String, and bonks her senseless!

He stands back and tells Elton, "Your turn!"

Elton bursts into tears.

"What's up?" asks Robbie.

Elton sobs, "My head won't fit through the railings!"

Animals have feelings...


Message posted by LobeyDosser on 27/10/2013 at 1:15pm
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Message posted by 664DaveS on 27/10/2013 at 4:44pm
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DS-There's more to life than football!!!

Message posted by SGThomas on 28/10/2013 at 12:37pm
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