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Message posted by Miserly on 31/10/2013 at 12:50pm
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You can overtake the last man,it's called lapping

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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 31/10/20131, Square is above,but I am not going to write on my screen
3, 12 months
4, 70
11, No soil,just air
14,No,it's Ian!
15,1???? X
16,9,the rest are in Tesco labelled as beef

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13 : It most definitely is legal - it is just a matter of timing....
(one of my favourite trick questions... [}:))

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There are no trick questions.. you see what you are expecting to see and answer that question.

When people are given this test under exam conditions, the scores were between 0 and 4 for the vast majority.

I set this up for various good money earning reasons
-for exam students to get them to slowly read questions
-for psychology students to illustrate the action of " cognitive scripts"
-for salsmen on how to rush people through a contract
-for barristers in how to persuade juries.

I called it the Wolsley in order to get the acronym TWIT

Ah happy, lucrative days.

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...And as no. 13 is here precisely worded, it is legal....

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Number 2. Genesis 7 v 2+3
Noah took not Moses.
Every clean animal x 7 (must have sire & mate) If they split the hoof and "chewed the cud."

That is why pigs were classed as unclean as they split the hoof but DO NOT chew the cud.
I like bacon butties providing the bacon is crispy.

Unclean animals x 2
Flying creatures x 7 + (must sire & mate).

So ends the lesson on number 2 by this idiot whilst Noah decided to have rest and leave it all to Moses

Number 7 depends on how long his wife allows him to live.

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Reading it again,I suppose I have 2 apples,unless all three were mine in the first place ,so I would still have three. Mathmatically,I would have 1. In reallity,I prefer pears

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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 31/10/2013
Reading it again,I suppose I have 2 apples,unless all three were mine in the first place ,so I would still have three. Mathmatically,I would have 1. In reallity,I prefer pears



Who's a clever boy then! The conditions were of your making rather than in the question


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What I find really difficult to understand is why such an diverse bunch would have taken this quiz in the first place. Didn't they know you were a bin man?

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Now,how about a Wolsey aptitude test?

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Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 31/10/2013
Now,how about a Wolsey aptitude test?



"Wolsey"   Didn't they make cars?

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Henry VIII had one in red



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Stuart - please explain why the answer to no. 14 is Ian ?

Hate small mysteries like this.....grrr.

Christine.

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Quote: Originally posted by the giraffes on 31/10/2013
Stuart - please explain why the answer to no. 14 is Ian ?

Hate small mysteries like this.....grrr.

Christine.





Quite by chance, I'd say the answer was Ian, too.

However, as it says "If you drove a bus...... what would be the drivers name?", your answer would be Christine.



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Quote: Originally posted by Mucker1884 on 01/11/2013
Quote: Originally posted by the giraffes on 31/10/2013Stuart - please explain why the answer to no. 14 is Ian ?

Hate small mysteries like this.....grrr.

Christine.





Quite by chance, I'd say the answer was Ian, too.

However, as it says "If you drove a bus...... what would be the drivers name?", your answer would be Christine.







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Incidentally, number 1 - as quotation marks are not provided, would -
the applicant's personal name -
or (ignoring following quotes) -
"your name" -
or -
"your name in the box provided" -
be the correct - or acceptable - response?

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