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Message posted by Bridgelayer on 31/10/2013 at 2:36pm
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A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet...
A fart can be loud...
Some leave a powerful...
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can create...
A most curious medley...
A fart can be harmless...
Or silent...and deadly.

A fart might not smell...
While others are vile...
A fart may pass quickly...
Or linger a while...

A fart can occur...
In a number of places...
And leave everyone there...
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie...
To small elevators...
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

But that farts are all bad...
Is simply not true...
We must never forget...
Sweet old farts like you!





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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       

Message posted by jeff juke on 31/10/2013 at 5:37pm
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Animals have feelings...

JEFF................

Message posted by SGThomas on 31/10/2013 at 11:00pm
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I taught my grandchildren

    A little puff of wind
    Arising from the heart,
    Travels down the backbone
    And so becomes a fart.

    A fart is very useful
    It gives the body ease
    It warms the bed in winter
    And suffocates the fleas.


It brings tears to your eyes to hear a whole playground of children chanting this.

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Stuart

April/July2015 - Wandering down to somewhere in Spain
August/Sept - Drome replenishing alcohol supplies

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