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Message posted by SGThomas on 07/2/2014 at 11:05am
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  • I look at a pretty girl in a skimpy outfit and think she will catch her death of cold without a vest.
  • You find it hard to overtake someone who is walking with a zimmer frame
  • Your first granddaughter turns 30 and your children are considering retiring


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Message posted by jeff juke on 07/2/2014 at 11:35am
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You know your getting old when the kids like what you like

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Animals have feelings...

JEFF................

Message posted by moppetsdad on 07/2/2014 at 11:53am
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   When you need glasses to find your glasses!

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Message posted by Miserly on 07/2/2014 at 12:19pm
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You buy a tin tent

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Silence is golden
Duct tape is silver

Message posted by The Vicar on 07/2/2014 at 12:30pm
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When you walk into the toilet and wonder what you went in there for

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A Fart is only Natures Ringtone

Finish what you sta

Message posted by alpiner on 07/2/2014 at 1:22pm
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You read this post looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you!

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When you bend down you start making grunting noises.

Message posted by moppetsdad on 07/2/2014 at 2:28pm
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When you bend down to tie your shoe laces and look round to see if there is anything you can do while you are down there.

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Message posted by jeff juke on 07/2/2014 at 7:10pm
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When you bend down in a shop and you fart..

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Animals have feelings...

JEFF................

Message posted by moppetsdad on 07/2/2014 at 7:29pm
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Quote: Originally posted by jeff juke on 07/2/2014
When you bend down in a shop and you fart..



Or wished it was only a fart.

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Message posted by johnshelly2 on 07/2/2014 at 8:22pm
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When the only time you think about 'doing it' twice is just before you do it once, or try to!!!

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Life is our Holiday enjoy it before its time to go back!

Message posted by Mucker1884 on 07/2/2014 at 9:28pm
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When you get invited to "Come upstairs and make love to me"... and you suddenly realise you can only manage one or the other, but not both!!

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2014 = 10 x trips so far = 34 nights... and counting.
2013 = 36 nights
2012 = 23 nights

Message posted by jeff juke on 08/2/2014 at 10:08am
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Quote: Originally posted by johnshelly2 on 07/2/2014
When the only time you think about 'doing it' twice is just before you do it once, or try to!!!

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John





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Animals have feelings...

JEFF................

Message posted by SGThomas on 08/2/2014 at 11:15am
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16-24 tri weekly
25-34 tri weakly
35-44 try weekly
45-54 try weakly
55+    try

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August/Sept - Drome replenishing alcohol supplies

Message posted by The Bimblers on 08/2/2014 at 4:52pm
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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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How did I get here ?.

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Dance before the storm and don't look back to where you've been.

If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you obviously haven't grasped the gravity of the situation.

I don't want it I just need it.


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