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Message posted by AndyDW on 11/2/2014 at 4:32pm
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Police have just released details of a new drug craze
that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs

Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"

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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshire man: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshire man: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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A Yorkshire man's dog dies and as it was a favorite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweler to remember the dog by.

Yorkshire man: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweler: "Do you want it 18 carat?"

Yorkshire man: "No I want it chew in' a bone yer daft bugger!"

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The last is always best

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

Message posted by johnshelly2 on 11/2/2014 at 7:39pm
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Ar sey, tha wants ter gi ore gooing rarned telling fibs, Am that theer blowk frum Barnsley, an let mi put thi streyt ,Chemist fella dint gi mi a choice he only ed Cornetto's.

Regards
John

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Life is our Holiday enjoy it before its time to go back!

Message posted by AndyDW on 11/2/2014 at 8:04pm
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Quote: Originally posted by johnshelly2 on 11/2/2014Ar sey, tha wants ter gi ore gooing rarned telling fibs, Am that theer blowk frum Barnsley, an let mi put thi streyt ,Chemist fella dint gi mi a choice he only ed Cornetto's.

Regards
John



Nay lad, cant believe that, telled me e ad Magums an all.

Regards
Andy

(From near Barnsley a few years ago).



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What's the difference between a Yorkshireman and a coconut?









You can get a drink out of a coconut!

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Quote: Originally posted by Baguette95 on 12/2/2014What's the difference between a Yorkshireman and a coconut?








You can get a drink out of a coconut!









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Newly discovered Yorkshire mountain

It's been named   KILAMANFERHISGIRO

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