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Message posted by jeff juke on 11/2/2014 at 11:31pm
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jeff juke
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A guy went hunting with his favorite twelve bore when,

it slipped from his hands and went off shooting him in

the genitals.

A couple of hours later he woke up in a hospital with a

Doctor looking over him.

"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The

good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was

local to your groin and there was very little internal

damage and we were able to remove all of the

buckshot."said the doctor.

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive

buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a

few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my


"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.

"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly," answered the doctor.

"She's a flute player in the London Symphony

Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your

fingers so you don't p.ss yourself"

Post last edited on 12/02/2014 01:58:49

Animals have feelings..


Message posted by moppetsdad on 12/2/2014 at 5:59am
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Be an individual Just like everyone else!

      I'm free

Message posted by johnshelly2 on 12/2/2014 at 8:00am
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