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Message posted by jeff juke on 11/2/2014 at 11:31pm
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A guy went hunting with his favorite twelve bore when,

it slipped from his hands and went off shooting him in

the genitals.

A couple of hours later he woke up in a hospital with a

Doctor looking over him.



"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The


good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was


local to your groin and there was very little internal


damage and we were able to remove all of the


buckshot."said the doctor.



"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.



"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive


buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a


few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my


sister."



"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.


"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"



"Not exactly," answered the doctor.


"She's a flute player in the London Symphony

Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your


fingers so you don't p.ss yourself"







Post last edited on 12/02/2014 01:58:49

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Never mind,a hammer will fix it.

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David

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time

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Regards
John

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Life is our Holiday enjoy it before its time to go back!

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