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A guy went hunting with his favorite twelve bore when,
it slipped from his hands and went off shooting him in
A couple of hours later he woke up in a hospital with a
Doctor looking over him.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The
good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was
local to your groin and there was very little internal
damage and we were able to remove all of the
buckshot."said the doctor.
"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive
buckshot damage done to your penis which left quite a
few holes in it. I'm going to have to refer you to my
"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied.
"Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the doctor.
"She's a flute player in the London Symphony
Orchestra. She's going to teach you where to put your
fingers so you don't p.ss yourself"
Post last edited on 12/02/2014 01:58:49
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