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Message posted by 664DaveS on 13/2/2014 at 10:04am
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I couldn't help over-hear two men in their mid twenties while sitting at a bar.
One of the men says to his mate "Man you look tired"
His mate says "Dude I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time, I just don't know what to do"
A fellow about 72 sitting a couple of stools down had also over-heard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years says

"Marry her, that'll put a stop to that s**t"

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Message posted by moppetsdad on 13/2/2014 at 10:52am
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   I take it your other half hasn't seen that

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Message posted by 664DaveS on 13/2/2014 at 7:13pm
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She forwarded it to me!

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How true

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Poor old Jeff,try drugging her (like I do) and you can do what you like.   

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Quote: Originally posted by john10640 on 14/2/2014
Poor old Jeff,try drugging her (like I do) and you can do what you like.   



It does make sneaking off to the pub easier.

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