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Message posted by jeff juke on 15/2/2014 at 10:30am
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A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant,
and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly
and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around,
before the lid slams back down.

'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband.
He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes,
looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,
explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'
The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'


'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter,
'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'.......



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To infinity and beyond...

JEFF................

Message posted by moppetsdad on 15/2/2014 at 10:42am
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Has that joke only just reached Scotland then?

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Message posted by OliverDay on 15/2/2014 at 11:30am
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I think you'll find Jeff has trouble with his indigestion. He keeps repeating.

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2014
Cardiff
Kessingland
Cambridge
Camping du Château - Bertangles
Camping La Rivière - Donzenac
Domaine de Massereau - Sommières
Monplaisir - Saint-Rémy-de-Provence
Chablis

Message posted by Mucker1884 on 15/2/2014 at 11:56am
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Oh dear. The same OP, too!!

Jeff, you really are getting old!!

Can we pass on our condolences now, before you forget who we are? Or would that just be too insensitive?



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2014 = 7 x trips so far = 18 nights... and counting.
2013 = 36 nights
2012 = 21 nights

Message posted by jeff juke on 15/2/2014 at 11:00pm
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Whits this "Old" stuff you guys are talking about im one of the younger ones on here

Message posted by SGThomas on 16/2/2014 at 9:58am
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Jeff ..He wasn't referring to IQ

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April/July 2014 awandering we will go
Aug/Sept 2014 Drome      

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