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Message posted by pnefan on 16/2/2014 at 12:23pm
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Forty Irish Travellers arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up GOD, saying: 'I've got 40 Irish Travellers here.

Can I let them in?'

GOD replies 'We’re over our quota on Irish Tinkers.

Go back out to the Pearly Gates and tell them to choose among them which are the 12 most worthy,
and I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to GOD again.

'They've gone', he tells GOD.

'What?' says GOD, 'All 40 of them?'

'No, the Pearly Gates'.

Message posted by LobeyDosser on 16/2/2014 at 5:04pm
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Message posted by SGThomas on 17/2/2014 at 4:10pm
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I thought we posted jokes in this section!

(I live a few miles from Dale Farm, or what was left of it)

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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 17/2/2014
I thought we posted jokes in this section!

(I live a few miles from Dale Farm, or what was left of it)



Wickford or Billericay even but surely not Basildon!

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You know how to insult!    Leigh on sea of course

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I do believe I just LOLLED!!



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2014 = 9 x trips so far = 31 nights... and counting.
2013 = 36 nights
2012 = 23 nights

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Quote: Originally posted by Mucker1884 on 17/2/2014
I do believe I just LOLLED!!


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