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Message posted by rjtcamplet on 29/7/2014 at 10:29pm
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So I'm walking along the cliff top,when I saw a lovely long legged blonde standing on the edge of the cliff.

"are you ok?" I said

" no I'm not! I'm so fed up with you men treating me like a sex object I'm going to end it all"

So I said, "that's a shame 'cos you're a good looking woman, go on, let me have sex with you before you jump"

"see?" she said, " that's what I'm talking about you sick Pervy"

So I said "just as you like. You jump - I'll see you at the bottom"



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Message posted by jeff juke on 30/7/2014 at 7:03am
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Was she from Essex ?

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JEFF................

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