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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.
Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Bruce, you are only 10, so where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it,
Bruce replied, "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine
and we can both fit there nicely."
Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay, then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce instantly replies, "Our allowances. Jenny makes five pounds a week and I make 10 pounds a week.
That's about 60 pounds a month, so that should do us just fine."
Mr. Smith was impressed that Bruce had put so much thought into this.
"Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little children of your own?"
Bruce just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far."
Mr. Smith no longer thinks the little s**t is adorable.
Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.
Goodbye tension, hello Pension!