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Message posted by pnefan on 16/8/2014 at 6:51pm
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An Italian, a Frenchman and an Aussie are talking about screams of passion.
The Italian fellow said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her Body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream, non stop for five minutes."


The Frenchman said:
"Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."


The Aussie said:
That's nothing!!!. Last night I massaged my wife, you know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two full hours?....wow that's phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?"

The Aussie replied:   I wiped my hands on the curtains."

Message posted by jeff juke on 16/8/2014 at 8:04pm
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My missis would have done the same

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Animals have feelings...

JEFF................

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