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Message posted by jeff juke on 05/5/2017 at 7:39pm
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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

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2017: 31 nights/7 camps
2016: 32 nights/8 camps
2015: 38 nights/11 camps
2014: 34 nights/10 camps
2013: 36 nights
2012: 23 nights

Message posted by Bob61 on 05/5/2017 at 11:26pm
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Do they come in extra large size?

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Message posted by moppetsdad on 06/5/2017 at 6:33am
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Your wife told Stuart you wouldn't need one so why ask or are you just helping a friend out?

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David

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      I'm free

Message posted by Bob61 on 06/5/2017 at 10:54am
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Sticky out tongue smiley!

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Message posted by moppetsdad on 06/5/2017 at 3:35pm
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David

Be an individual Just like everyone else!

      I'm free

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DS-There's more to life than football!!!

Message posted by mike a samson on 30/9/2017 at 12:06pm
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Maybe he cuts them in half and uses them twice

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Life is a jest, and all things show it! I thought so once but now I know it!

Message posted by Bob61 on 30/9/2017 at 12:25pm
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Just turn them inside out.

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Message posted by Mike3003 on 03/10/2017 at 6:50pm
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You don't get any better do you Bob. 😀

A friend of mine has a very long penis, so he folds it in half for sex

............Instead of coming, he goes! 👍😀

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September: South Africa, Mozambique, Swaziland, Lesotho.
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If your gonna be a bear...Be a Grizzly.

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


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