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Message posted by jeff juke on 14/9/2017 at 12:12am
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I told the wife that she had painted on her eye brows to high...she looked surprised

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

Message posted by jeff juke on 18/9/2017 at 4:26pm
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Anybody not getting this one eh ?

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Message posted by moppetsdad on 18/9/2017 at 4:40pm
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We are trying not to encourage you jeff But just to keep you happy have a couple of Ok.

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Message posted by SGThomas on 18/9/2017 at 6:31pm
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Jeff is getting desperate for recognition. Will everyone please post "hello Jeff" before he becomes suicidal.

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Message posted by Mike3003 on 04/10/2017 at 8:58am
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Hello Jeff, sorry I have been away for a few weeks.

I think that is the best joke ever posted on this forum, my side are hurting. 👍😀

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Message posted by Anglais on 04/10/2017 at 12:23pm
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Hello Jeff. Duh, Oh, OK then, ha ha.

Message posted by Mucker1884 on 04/10/2017 at 2:52pm
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Only just seen this. I was in France at the time of the OP.

Absolute blinding joke, that, so I just wanted to say a massive well done to the OP... Jeff somebody?... and say a belated hello to him or her.

Shame I'm not on twatt*r, otherwise I would have retreated it for you, or whatever it is they do!


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Message posted by Bob61 on 05/10/2017 at 12:38am
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I don't get it.

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Message posted by SGThomas on 05/10/2017 at 7:36am
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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 05/10/2017
I don't get it.



You are too low brow

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Message posted by Bob61 on 05/10/2017 at 9:54am
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

Message posted by Bernie47 on 05/10/2017 at 6:40pm
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So Jeff is posting high brow jokes?

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Message posted by Mike3003 on 05/10/2017 at 10:09pm
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I went to see my sons girlfriends horse yesterday, it just stood there looking at me, so I decided to break the silence and ask it “why the long face?” 👍😀

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Message posted by jeff juke on 06/10/2017 at 11:06am
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Mike...thats more droll than mine

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Message posted by Bob61 on 06/10/2017 at 11:25am
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That's nearly as bad as the white horse that went into a pub and the landlord said, 'We have a whiskey named after you'. The white horse said, 'What...Fred?'

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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And a duck wearing overalls came in next and chatted to the amazed barman, telling him he worked as a plasterer on a building site.
The incredulous barman told the duck he’d earn more money working for the circus currently in town.

The duck replied,”What the **** would a circus want a plasterer for?”

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playing at tinkies

Message posted by SGThomas on 06/10/2017 at 3:39pm
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Even worse is

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scot, walk into a bar and the barman says
"What's this then, some kind of joke?"

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