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Message posted by oxter on 06/10/2017 at 3:59pm
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I went to the florists and told the assistant that I wanted a big bunch of flowers for my wife.

"No problem Sir" she said "What is it that you're after?"

"Sex, of course" I replied.

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Paddy went to Micks house and standing in the living room he said "Mick thats a high ceiling youve got here".

Mick replied,"Sure Paddy,it was the wifes idea,she wanted two rooms knocked into one ".

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

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Why do posters put an `e` in whisky ?

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Quote: Originally posted by bordertroot on 15/10/2017
Why do posters put an `e` in whisky ?



Probably because (according to wiki) "The desired recreational effects include increased empathy, euphoria, and heightened sensations."... and that's only when taken on it's own. I'd imagine dropping one in your tipple blows your mind!

What our fellow posters get up to in the privacy of their own homes/tents/caravans/FC's etc is of course their own business.
Each to their own, but it's not for me!! I get enough heightened sensation just by dunking a hobnob in hot chocolate!!   

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Message posted by SGThomas on 16/10/2017 at 8:06am
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Quote: Originally posted by bordertroot on 15/10/2017
Why do posters put an `e` in whisky ?



It is probably dependant upon whether you are referring to Scotch whisky or Irish whiskey.

It is unfair of posters to assume a normal level of education in its readers, we thought Jeff was unique



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Quote: Originally posted by bordertroot on 15/10/2017
Why do posters put an `e` in whisky ?



"The Scots spell it whisky and the Irish spell it whiskey, with an extra 'e'. This difference in the spelling comes from the translations of the word from the Scottish and Irish Gaelic forms. Whiskey with the extra 'e' is also used when referring to American whiskies."

If you were referring to the White Horse joke you are right...it is a Scottish Whisky:

"Taking its name from a famous Edinburgh inn, White Horse is a historic brand with Lagavulin one of its key components."



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B.....hell. At last a real expert on this site

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Quote: Originally posted by rogerangie on 16/10/2017
B.....hell. At last a real expert on this site





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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 16/10/2017
Quote: Originally posted by rogerangie on 16/10/2017
B.....hell. At last a real expert on this site





    Go on, enlighten us all and tell us who it is then.



Wikipedia

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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

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Ohhh.... That kind of "e"!   



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Message posted by jeff juke on 17/10/2017 at 10:28am
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Wee guy goes into a pet shop and says,

"Can i have one of your pet wasps please"

Shop owner says,"We dont do wasps".

Wee guy says,"Your telling lies,theres 2 in the window"

Shall i get my coat ?

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

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Blond walks into the bar ...................


Says "Ouch!"



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