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Message posted by Mike3003 on 22/10/2017 at 8:42pm
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My wife is so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought Eastenders was finishing. 😀

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If your gonna be a bear...Be a Grizzly.

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I bought my wife a slinky dress. It was good for going down stairs

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Message posted by Bob61 on 23/10/2017 at 1:03pm
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My wife complained that scrubbing the kitchen floor hurt her knees so I bought her a long handled scrubber for her birthday...

...we were divorced soon after

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One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody - unless you are in prison.




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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       

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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of the cow's back passage." "That's when I made my big mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"

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some days you are the tree.

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