Home

   Log in or Register


Insurance Quotes
forums Campsite Search Comp Directory tips virtual brochure Profile
Tent and Awning Reviews Competitions Caravans and Motorhomes For Sale Shopping Diary Contact Us

Message Forums

Welcome Guest Register Login Search The Forum Posts Since Last Visit
 Reception - All Forums
   Chat , Games, Trivia etc -  Jokes and Funnies
Share Google Plus  Tweet This!  Share on Facebook  Printer Friendly Version Print
Subject Topic: Funeral Post Reply Post New Topic
Message posted by pnefan on 17/9/2017 at 10:28pm
View pnefan's Profile View Profile   Reply to pnefan Reply   Quote pnefan Quote    E-mail Topic to a Friend Tell a friend
pnefan
Avatar
Platinum Member
Platinum Member

Outfit:
Kia Sportage2 Conway Countryman 2010

Location:
Preston

Joined: 25/2/2013
Posts:   683
Site Reviews:   4
Gallery Images:   1
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.
Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"
"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Get in line.




Message posted by colinlob on 18/9/2017 at 9:40am
View colinlob's Profile View Profile   Reply to colinlob Reply   Quote colinlob Quote    E-mail Topic to a Friend Tell a friend
colinlob
Avatar
Gold Member
Gold Member

Outfit:
Adria Altea

Location:
Cheshire

Joined: 16/5/2007
Posts:   312
Site Reviews:   11
Gallery Images:   0
Excellent, a slightly different version of an old Dave Allen joke. Still funny though.


In order to post a reply you will need to register, or if already registered please log in here

Quick Links - All Forums - Jokes and Funnies - Top of Page

Printer Friendly Version Printable version Share Google Plus  Tweet This!  Share on Facebook


6180 Visitors online !

Free UKCampsite.co.uk Window Sticker  -  Recommend to Friend  -  Pensions Auto-enrolment

[Message Forums]  [Caravan Sites & Camping]  [Company Listings]  [Features / Advice]  [Virtual Brochure]  [Shop!]
[Reception]  [Competitions]  [Caravans & Motorhomes For Sale]  [Event Diary]  [Contact Us]  [Tent Reviews

Please note we are not responsible for the content of external sites & any reviews represent the author's personal view only. Please report any error here. You may view our privacy and cookie policy here. All copyrights & other intellectual property rights in the design and content of this web site are reserved to the UKCampsite.co.uk © 1999 - 2017