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Message posted by SGThomas on 29/9/2017 at 4:41pm
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A Englishman and a Scot went fishing one afternoon and decided to have a couple of cold beers.

After a while the Scot says to the Englishman, "If I were to sneak over to your house and made wild passionate love to your wife while you were at work, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"

The Englishman after a great deal of thought, says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even."



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An Englishman and Scotsman joke is only about two thirds as funny as an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke.

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