Home

   Log in or Register



Insurance Quotes
forums Campsite Search Comp Directory tips virtual brochure Profile
Tent and Awning Reviews Competitions Caravans and Motorhomes For Sale Shopping Diary Contact Us

Advertisement

Message Forums

Welcome Guest Register Login Search The Forum Posts Since Last Visit
 Reception - All Forums
   Chat , Games, Trivia etc -  Jokes and Funnies
Share   Tweet This!  Share on Facebook  Email  Printer Friendly Version Print
Subject Topic: Tip of the Day
Page:  1  2  3 Post Reply Post New Topic
Message posted by SGThomas06/2/2014 at 1:53pm
Outfit:       Location:  
Joined: 16/10/2007
View SGThomas's Profile View Profile   Reply to SGThomas Reply   Quote SGThomas Quote  
SGThomas
Avatar
Diamond Member
Diamond Member

Forum Posts:   6485
Tent Reviews:   1

Site Reviews Total: 116
Site Reviews 2022: 4  
Site Reviews 2021: 0  
Site Reviews 2020: 0  
Site Reviews 2019: 0  
Site Reviews 2018: 15 
Site Nights 2022: 40
Site Nights 2021: 0
Site Nights 2020: 0
Site Nights 2019: 0
Site Nights 2018: 98

Quote: Originally posted by Miserly on 06/2/2014
Quote: Originally posted by Jo Parker on 05/2/2014Banana skin inside cycling shorts stops you getting saddle sore. Or just rub your behind (bum) with the inside of the banana skin, works just as well



I do that anyway,just for fun



using a prickly pear is even more fun!

-------------
Stuart


April-Jul 2020 Awandering we will go ( Oh if only!)

Message posted by johnshelly206/2/2014 at 4:27pm
Outfit:  Lunar Freelander     Location:  Barnsley South Yorkshire
Joined: 06/5/2004
View johnshelly2's Profile View Profile   Reply to johnshelly2 Reply   Quote johnshelly2 Quote  
johnshelly2
Avatar
Gold Member
Gold Member

Forum Posts:   200

Site Reviews Total: 3
Site Reviews 2022: 0  
Site Reviews 2021: 0  
Site Reviews 2020: 0  
Site Reviews 2019: 0  
Site Reviews 2018: 0  
Site Nights 2022: 0
Site Nights 2021: 0
Site Nights 2020: 0
Site Nights 2019: 0
Site Nights 2018: 0

Dont buy a Spider from a pet shop, there far cheaper on the Web.

Regards
John

-------------
Life is our Holiday enjoy it before its time to go back!

Message posted by alpiner07/2/2014 at 7:56am
Outfit:  None Entered     Location:  None Entered
Joined: 08/7/2009
View alpiner's Profile View Profile   Reply to alpiner Reply   Quote alpiner Quote  
alpiner
Avatar
Diamond Member
Diamond Member

Forum Posts:   2264

Site Reviews Total: 1
Site Reviews 2022: 0  
Site Reviews 2021: 0  
Site Reviews 2020: 0  
Site Reviews 2019: 0  
Site Reviews 2018: 0  
Site Nights 2022: 0
Site Nights 2021: 0
Site Nights 2020: 0
Site Nights 2019: 0
Site Nights 2018: 0



If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

-------------
alpiner

Message posted by The Vicar07/2/2014 at 9:09am
Outfit:  Coachman Pastiche 525 4     Location:  Suffolk
Joined: 20/3/2009
View The Vicar's Profile View Profile   Reply to The Vicar Reply   Quote The Vicar Quote  
The Vicar
Avatar
Gold Member
Gold Member

Forum Posts:   395

Site Reviews Total: 7
Site Reviews 2022: 0  
Site Reviews 2021: 0  
Site Reviews 2020: 0  
Site Reviews 2019: 0  
Site Reviews 2018: 0  
Site Nights 2022: 0
Site Nights 2021: 0
Site Nights 2020: 0
Site Nights 2019: 0
Site Nights 2018: 0

Save your battery......switch windscreen wipers off when going under bridges

-------------
A Fart is only Natures Ringtone

Finish what you sta

Message posted by Ian2911/2/2014 at 1:46am
Outfit:  Knaus Sun TI      Location:  Tamworth Staffs
Joined: 05/7/2009
View Ian29's Profile View Profile   Reply to Ian29 Reply   Quote Ian29 Quote  
Ian29
Avatar
Standard Member
Standard Member

Forum Posts:   13

Site Reviews Total: 9
Site Reviews 2022: 0  
Site Reviews 2021: 1  
Site Reviews 2020: 0  
Site Reviews 2019: 6  
Site Reviews 2018: 0  
Site Nights 2022: 0
Site Nights 2021: 1
Site Nights 2020: 0
Site Nights 2019: 30
Site Nights 2018: 0

When returning from the pub late at night go into a pizza shop, order a pizza to be delivered to your address and cadge a lift with the driver. It's cheaper than a taxi.

-------------
"Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you through experience"


In order to post a reply you will need to register, or if already registered please log in here

  Prev       Next

Jump To Page:  1  2  3

Quick Links - All Forums - Jokes and Funnies - Top of Page

Printer Friendly Version Printable version      Share   Tweet This!  Share on Facebook  Email


Latest News, Discounts and Competitions  see all...





4012 Visitors online !

Free UKCampsite.co.uk Window Sticker  -  Recommend to Friend

[Message Forums]  [Caravan Sites & Camping]  [Company Listings]  [Features / Advice]  [Virtual Brochure]  [Shop!]
[Reception]  [Competitions]  [Caravans & Motorhomes For Sale]  [Event Diary]  [Contact Us]  [Tent Reviews



Please note we are not responsible for the content of external sites & any reviews represent the author's personal view only. Please report any error here. You may view our privacy and cookie policy and terms and conditions here. All copyrights & other intellectual property rights in the design and content of this web site are reserved to the UKCampsite.co.uk © 1999 - 2022


Advertisement


Advertisement