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Subject Topic: The Ballerina Post Reply Post New Topic
24/6/2014 at 10:18am
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A woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender went over to the drunk and said, " it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."


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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


24/6/2014 at 10:21am
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Best I've heard in a long time!


24/6/2014 at 12:10pm
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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


24/6/2014 at 7:55pm
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24/6/2014 at 10:10pm
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Not a joke from Brazil.

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25/6/2014 at 8:24am
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Haha that made me lol


25/6/2014 at 8:51am
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Ha Ha nice one cheers


25/6/2014 at 9:21am
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Very Funny.nice one Jeff

Regards
John

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25/6/2014 at 10:02am
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Like it


02/7/2014 at 12:35am
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Love it!!!!

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