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Message posted by jeff juke24/6/2014 at 10:18am
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A woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into a pub. She raised her right arm revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, a bleary-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them revealing the same hairy armpit and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?

Once again, the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender went over to the drunk and said, " it's none of my business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her 'the ballerina' ?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina."


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Message posted by jaiash24/6/2014 at 10:21am
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Best I've heard in a long time!

Message posted by moppetsdad24/6/2014 at 12:10pm
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Message posted by loobyloos24/6/2014 at 7:55pm
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Message posted by OliverDay24/6/2014 at 10:10pm
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Not a joke from Brazil.

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Message posted by RTS525/6/2014 at 8:24am
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Haha that made me lol

Message posted by kennyboy1425/6/2014 at 8:51am
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Ha Ha nice one cheers

Message posted by johnshelly225/6/2014 at 9:21am
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Very Funny.nice one Jeff

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Message posted by pnefan25/6/2014 at 10:02am
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Like it

Message posted by Ian2902/7/2014 at 12:35am
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Love it!!!!

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