An Englishman and an Irishman walk into a Bakery,
The Englishman steals 3 buns and puts them in his pocket & walks out the shop,
he then says to paddy, that took great skill to steal those buns the owner never even noticed.
Paddy looked at his in disgust and said that is plain theft, if you want some buns there is a honest way of getting the for free.
Go on then said the Englishman, lets see how you do it.
So they go back in the shop, and paddy calls over the owner.
Sir, I want to show you a bit of magic.
The owner is intrigued and say go on then lets see your magic.
Right says paddy
Pass me two of those buns,
the owner does so and paddy eats them.
The owner says so where is the magic.
Paddy says I need another bun or I can't make it work.
The owner is now getting a bit p**sed of but gives him another bun.
to which Paddy again eats and starts to walk out the shop.
The owner is fuming and says so where the hell is the magic.
Paddy turns round and says.
Look in the Englishman's pocket.
------------- "Never argue with an idiot. They just drag you down to their level and then beat you through experience"
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An Irishman & Englishman are happily talking over a couple of pints in their local pub. Jack nudges Paddy and says "Hey Pat, if I was to sneak over to your house, whilst you were out, and make love to your wife so that she got pregnant and then had a baby; would that make us related?"
Paddy took another long sip of his Guinness, grinned widely then shook his head "Ah no, Jack! But it'd surely make us even!"
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