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Message posted by jeff juke on 06/10/2017 at 11:42am
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Paddy died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Mick and Sean, were sent for. Sean went in to identify the body first.

Sean had a look at the body and said, "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad, could you roll him over"?

So the mortician rolled the body over. "Nope, it ain't Paddy."said Sean.

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Mick in to identify the body.

Mick took a look, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, could you roll him over?

The mortician rolled the body over. "No, it ain't Paddy."said Mick.

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

"Well, Paddy had two arseholes."said Mick

"What? He had two arseholes?" asked the mortician.

"Yup"replied Mick. "Everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town, folks would say, 'Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes....'"

Animals have feelings..


Message posted by Mike3003 on 06/10/2017 at 7:32pm
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Awesome joke Jeff, you go from strength to strength.

.....................Can anyone help Jeff, 😳😳

Message posted by pnefan on 09/10/2017 at 11:01am
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Good one. Made me chuckle

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