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Message posted by Mike3003 on 17/8/2018 at 8:36am
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Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said NO....................And he lived happily ever after.

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Barrel,, scraping ,, that's ,, the.

Please put the words in an order that makes sense.

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And there was no fairy god mother (in law) involved either.

Message posted by Bob61 on 18/8/2018 at 10:25am
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The scraping barrel that's
The barrel that's scraping
Scraping that's the barrel
Nope...doesn't make sense.


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Quote: Originally posted by Bob61 on 18/8/2018
The scraping barrel that's
The barrel that's scraping
Scraping that's the barrel
Nope...doesn't make sense.




Keep trying bob, with a bit of luck you'll get there eventually with a bit of luck!   

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Barrel that's the scraping? Nope.

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Message posted by Mike3003 on 19/8/2018 at 4:56pm
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Try this one Bob:

UKCS, joke, ever, best, on. 👍😀

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Never best joke on UKCS...er...oh...sorry that should be 'ever'

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Message posted by rustyfrog on 22/8/2018 at 2:49pm
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Quote: Originally posted by Mike3003 on 17/8/2018
Once upon a time a Prince asked a Princess to marry him. She said NO....................And he lived happily ever after.



...and went fishing, played golf, drove a sports car, stayed late with his mates, filled the fridge with beer, farted and belched when he wanted, had the remote control to himself, left the toilet seat up and, and, and..................



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Message posted by moppetsdad on 22/8/2018 at 2:56pm
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Then he woke up and realised he was only dreaming!

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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 22/8/2018
Then he woke up and realised he was only dreaming!



Ah Well!


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