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29/1/2019 at 9:35pm
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If I had 50p for every maths test I failed..........I would have £9.40 by now.

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That's 18.8 maths tests then


30/1/2019 at 10:27am
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Sorry to go off at a tangent, but is that a sine of old age?


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Perhaps you should have stuck to old money, you know pounds shillings and pence then maybe you'd come up with the right amount of £9-14-6d Like wot I did! I think!

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£9 14s 6d = £9.725

£9.4 = £9 8s 0d

God I feel old!


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So how many groats would that be Stuart?

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£9/14/6 = 583.5 groats

£9.8 = 588 groats


30/1/2019 at 4:15pm
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I feel like I have entered some kind of geriatric parallel universe! 😳😳

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If it is parallel it can never meet. Did you mean asymptotic?


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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 30/1/2019
If it is parallel it can never meet. Did you mean asymptotic?



I have no wish for it to ever meet.......Or reach infinity, whatever it is!

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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 30/1/2019
£9/14/6 = 583.5 groats

£9.8 = 588 groats



So.

about 9.5 guineas

or about 7 Jacobus    (and 'about' = can't be bothered to work it out!)

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Just don't get into Nobles or we'll be here forever as they were forever changing in value or so Stuart told me as he's the only one who remembers them.

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9.5 gns = £9.19.6


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There are three types of accountant :

Those that can count and those that can't.

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't, and why do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec....

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