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16/2/2019 at 4:02pm
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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever:     The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?



Border Collie:    Just one. Then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to the latest spec.



Dachshund:    How am I supposed to reach that, you prat?



Rottweiler:    Make me………..



Boxer:    Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.



Lab:    Oh, me, me!!!!     Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the bulb!   Can I?    Can I?    Huh?    Can I?   Huh?   Pleeeeeeeze, please, please, let me, please!!!!



German Shepherd:    I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from this dark room, checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and made one more perimeter check to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.



Jack Russell:    I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.



Old English Sheep Dog:    Light bulb?     Light bulb?    Sorry, but I don’t see any light bulb.



Cocker Spaniel:    Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.



Pointer:    I see it!   There it is!    There it is…… right there…. look…..   there…...



Greyhound:    It isn’t moving so wake me later.



Australian Shepherd;    First, I’ll put all the bulbs in a little circle………



Poodle:    I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he’s finished re-wiring the house, my nails will be dry!





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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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17/2/2019 at 8:55am
 Location: Isle of Wight
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