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14/4/2019 at 4:30pm
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When teaching English as a foreign language, how do you explain the difference between.........

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned", and "Oh, Daddy, I've been a naughty girl!".

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Dear life, could you please, just occasionally, use lubricant?

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Written on headstone: Well, that didn't f at at king go as planned!





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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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15/4/2019 at 8:51am
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Either way you end up with a pain in the arse


15/4/2019 at 2:59pm
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Former Captain Kirk, William Shatner, has launched a range of women’s lingerie.

However due to poor sales “Shatner Panties” have been withdrawn.

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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.

“Semper Fidelis”


16/4/2019 at 6:34am
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