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Topic: Easter...........
Countrymusicfan
16/4/2019 at 11:21am
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WIFE: What are your plans for Easter ?
HUSBAND: Same as Jesus...
WIFE: What do you mean ??
HUSBAND: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday !
WIFE: That's awesome, if you do that I'll also do like Mary.
HUSBAND: What do you mean ?
WIFE: I'll show up pregnant untouched by my husband.
HUSBAND STAYED HOME ALL EASTER !!
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16/4/2019 at 11:55am
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Nice one!
Post last edited on 16/04/2019 13:42:09
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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!
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16/4/2019 at 12:45pm
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Not too bad off either
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16/4/2019 at 1:42pm
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Trust you to spot it!
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I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!
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Every time I go on holiday, my wife gets pregnant..........I am taking her next time!
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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.
“Semper Fidelis”
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