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via mobile 01/7/2019 at 1:06pm
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The standard of jokes on this forum seems to have improved. To bring this section back to its normal low level enjoy the following so called jokes/groans.

How do all the oceans say hello to each other? They wave!

What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What do you call cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!


What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

Why are seagulls called seagulls? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam!

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? He was a little hoarse.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Rrrrrrr!

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt!

If you have managed to get this far without falling asleep, well done!


01/7/2019 at 1:51pm
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I often wonered what happened to the book "Jokes for 6 year olds (and Jeff)"


01/7/2019 at 8:58pm
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Stuart, you beat me to it............Bring back Jeff!

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Not ALL Newts get p**sed.

“Semper Fidelis”


02/7/2019 at 6:07am
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Now steady on Mike, don't you think that's taking things a little too far?

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David

    

I've stood on Lego and didn't even cry!!


via mobile 02/7/2019 at 5:26pm
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Come on Jeff, where are you? I need competition for the worst joke competition. At this rate I could win by default.....


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03/7/2019 at 4:36pm
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The Boss tells one of his jokes and everyone in the office bursts out laughing.

Except for one bloke in the corner.

When asked, "Why didn't you laugh?" He replies, "Because I don't work here!"




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Camping........ Fishing........ Fishing........ Camping........ Oooh. Decisions, decisions
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