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Message posted by jeff juke on 05/8/2019 at 10:36pm
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Sad news from the Nestle factory today.

A worker was crushed beneath a case of chocolate that fell 20 feet of the storage racking.

He called for help repeatedly but,every time he shouted
"The milky bars are on me", His workmates cheered.

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................

Message posted by SGThomas on 06/8/2019 at 12:17am
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   Who's a smartie then.

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Message posted by Bob61 on 06/8/2019 at 12:43am
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Twix you and me, there is a wispa some people are bounty have a snicker at that joke.

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Old people used to be a lot older than me...now most of them are younger than me!

Message posted by Steve Batch on 06/8/2019 at 8:26am
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that's an old one Jeff

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Message posted by Mike3003 on 06/8/2019 at 9:03am
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Quote: Originally posted by Steve Batch on 06/8/2019
that's an old one Jeff



All Jeff’s joke are! 👍😂😂

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