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Message posted by jeff juke on 06/8/2019 at 2:23pm
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A hyena and a monkey were walking down a jungle path when a lion charged at them.

The monkey made for the nearest tree leaving the poor hyena on his own to fight the lion.

Twenty minutes later the poor hyena is lying on his side with blood every where and his tongue hanging out.

The monkey jumps down from the tree and says to his pal
"Are ya all right bud,is there any thing i could do"?

The hyena lifts his head and says "Fine pal you are.Were walking down this path and that lion attacks us and you made off up the nearest tree".

"But the way you were laughing i thought you were winning"Replied the monkey...

Animals have feelings..


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