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Message posted by Bridgelayer on 22/8/2019 at 8:47pm
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Having just seen a post by smartgolfer, this tale came to mind.

I was out in the local park and saw a blind guy with his guide dog. He paused for a breather and the dog cocked it's leg and p**sed all down the blokes trousers.

He did no more than reach into his pocket, pulled out a biscuit and fed it to the dog. I commented to him that this was a wonderful act of charity considering what the dog had done.

He replied, "Nay lad. That's not an act of charity! I was feeding it a biscuit so I could find out which end it's head was and kick it's bloody arse!"

Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


Message posted by smartgolfer on 22/8/2019 at 11:07pm via mobile
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Message posted by jeff juke on 25/8/2019 at 10:19am
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