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Message posted by 664DaveS via mobile 11/3/2021 at 3:38pm
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Everything is Ok as long as you only think it

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You have to remember, whatever you say, someone will take offence.
Sorry if that comment has offended anyone.

Message posted by 664DaveS11/3/2021 at 5:51pm
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Now I am retired am I allowed to be old and grumpy?

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Quote: Originally posted by 664DaveS on 11/3/2021

Now I am retired am I allowed to be old and grumpy?



Are you suggesting I am old and grumpy because I am retired?

I am very offended.

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Message posted by SGThomas11/3/2021 at 6:37pm
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What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?

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Message posted by oxter via mobile 11/3/2021 at 9:02pm
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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?



Your keyboard skills are carp.

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Message posted by SGThomas11/3/2021 at 9:51pm
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Message posted by moppetsdad12/3/2021 at 12:07pm
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Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 11/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?



Your keyboard skills are carp.



Seems fishy to me or is that offensive

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Message posted by oxter via mobile 12/3/2021 at 2:41pm
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Quote: Originally posted by moppetsdad on 12/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by oxter on 11/3/2021
Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 11/3/2021
What is the point of asying anything if it is not offensive?



Your keyboard skills are carp.



Seems fishy to me or is that offensive



It is offensive to carp😳 but I refuse to carp on about it in this plaice.

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Message posted by SGThomas12/3/2021 at 4:11pm
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If I am herring you correctly it is but a dab on the offensive scale

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Message posted by oldham12/3/2021 at 5:46pm
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This is not something we should Skate over, even if it is Codswallop.

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Message posted by oxter via mobile 12/3/2021 at 6:14pm
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Not a sole is listening, eel bet.

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Message posted by Bob6112/3/2021 at 10:58pm
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If someone takes a fence is that stealing?

Message posted by SGThomas13/3/2021 at 7:45am
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No, its just an old joke

You were perhaps floundering and came up with a load of pollocks.

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Message posted by moppetsdad13/3/2021 at 9:32am
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Quote: Originally posted by SGThomas on 13/3/2021
No, its just an old joke

You were perhaps floundering and came up with a load of pollocks.



Not really surprising as I believe he was an Ekipper!

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