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Message posted by Bridgelayer02/6/2021 at 9:58pm
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How long does it take to cook those "Boil In The Bag" goldfish that you can get at funfairs?

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Message posted by Bridgelayer02/6/2021 at 10:00pm
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A friend suffers from Kleptomania.

Should he take something for it?

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Message posted by Bob6103/6/2021 at 12:12am
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Quote: Originally posted by Bridgelayer on 02/6/2021
How long does it take to cook those "Boil In The Bag" goldfish that you can get at funfairs?



Two minnows then stand for one minnow before serving.


Message posted by SGThomas03/6/2021 at 7:22am
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But store in a cool plaice before turbotting it out on to a plate.

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April-Jul 2020 Awandering we will go ( Oh if only!)

Message posted by Rob and Tina via mobile 03/6/2021 at 11:11am
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Message posted by SGThomas03/6/2021 at 11:20am
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Upon my sole, that recipe had me floundering and I used tobe a dab hand at that sort of thing

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April-Jul 2020 Awandering we will go ( Oh if only!)

Message posted by Rob and Tina via mobile 03/6/2021 at 12:23pm
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Having a whale of a time with this one aren't we.

Message posted by lynles via mobile 05/6/2021 at 12:07pm
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I pinched a book on kleptomania, it tells you all the symptoms

Message posted by Bridgelayer06/6/2021 at 8:15pm
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Are people born with a photographic memory, or does it take time to develop?

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Message posted by Rod+Ali07/6/2021 at 8:18am
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Good Advice :

Don't eat yellow snow

Don't take sleeping pills and laxatives at the same time

Never trust a plumber who wears wellies.

Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.



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Message posted by SGThomas07/6/2021 at 10:04am
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Why is there anything in a tin of evaporated milk?

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Message posted by Rob and Tina via mobile 07/6/2021 at 10:39pm
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Why are condensed milk tins so big.

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Message posted by Bridgelayer11/6/2021 at 3:45pm
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On Radio 4's Desert Island Discs,
when asked what luxury item they would take,
why does no one ever say a boat?

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Message posted by Bridgelayer21/6/2021 at 1:30pm
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Iíve put my Rottweiler on a vegan diet.

So far heís eating one a week.

Do you think Iím over feeding him?

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Message posted by junglesim21/6/2021 at 5:03pm
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Why is an older lady younger than an old lady?

Message posted by Bridgelayer24/6/2021 at 5:36pm
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I keep dreaming that I'm Suggs,


Is this the first signs of Madness?

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