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Message posted by The Vicar30/9/2021 at 8:12am
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I once went out with a girl called Mary Greenwich

She gave me a mean time

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Message posted by Bridgelayer09/10/2021 at 8:44pm
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Why do people buy bottled water in plastic bottles, then drive home in their expensive hybrid motors, drink the water and throw the bottles in the bin?


Further to this, what is Evian when spelt backwards?????

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Message posted by Bridgelayer09/10/2021 at 9:48pm
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Trip Advisor?

RUBBISH!

Why is there no information on "How to deal with a cut knee"

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Message posted by Bridgelayer15/10/2021 at 2:40pm
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Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?



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Message posted by Bridgelayer29/10/2021 at 3:51pm
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Our local butcher had started putting sea birds
to put into his sausages ...
I'm wondering, "Has he taken a tern for the wurst?"



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Message posted by Bridgelayer13/11/2021 at 8:30pm
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If you cut off a glow worms tail, would it be delighted.

Would a castrated pig be disgruntled?


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Message posted by Bridgelayer14/11/2021 at 11:35am
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Can drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy?

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Message posted by Bridgelayer15/11/2021 at 5:09pm
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I decided to get my hair cut just like Tom Cruise.

The barber made me sit in a booster chair.

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Message posted by Bridgelayer29/11/2021 at 2:46pm
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If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing,at what point does knowledge become safe?

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Message posted by Bridgelayer07/12/2021 at 5:01pm
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*** Advice needed ***


Kids keep finding the Christmas presents I have hidden around the house... Someone suggested I put them up in the loft, so I did and last night I literally had no sleep. All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let back down.


Any other suggestions please?

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Message posted by Bridgelayer22/2/2022 at 8:47pm
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Does anyone know where I can get a decaffeinated coffee table?

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Message posted by Devonatheart via mobile 18/3/2022 at 8:28pm
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Did I post that joke about Demetia? 🤔🤔

Message posted by lissabuff21/3/2022 at 6:44pm
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when they "beat the retreat" .....was there a faster way before and who holds the record?

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