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Hot Topic (no new replies) little johnny
Posted by Steve Batch on 13/11/2023
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 Grandpa was showing little Johnny around the farm, and when they come to the corral, he explained, “That’s a bull and a cow, and he’s serving her.” A little later on, they saw horses. T....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) New beach front signs
Posted by zodd on 10/09/2023
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Hot Topic (no new replies) Blondes
Posted by Bridgelayer on 10/08/2023
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 A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognising a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “Thi....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) A cautionary tale...
Posted by seanfdh on 13/06/2023
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on 30/6/2023
 You know how everyone always tells people to read the instructions and put a tent up before going away on holiday...a href=https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2020/06/29/dad-didnt-read-the-instructions/?utm_s....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Helen Flanagan
Posted by Mrs. Bonce on 22/04/2023
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 Please can someone tell me how to get rid of articles and pictures of this*******woman before I bin my phone?....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Fibre
Posted by Bridlington on 10/03/2023
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 Hi. We are thinking about getting Fibre broadband and we are confused. We have had City Fibre fit us a little black box through the outside wall. It has 4 green lights and is plugged into ro....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) One for the Military
Posted by Bridgelayer on 19/06/2022
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 A young infantry soldier is on Stag at 0300 when he sees a figure approaching his position. Halt! He shouts out. The figure continues to advance, so the young soldier places his rifle into....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Something nice
Posted by JuneR101 on 31/07/2022
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on 25/12/2022
 Drinks in restaurants are so expensive so my beloved asked for a bottle of something nice to have back home after returning from her birthday meal out. Pink or white she said, I really don't....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) I can remember........
Posted by starcraft on 31/10/2022
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 I'm going way back here to 1960 when my 3d pocket money bought. Tiger Nuts on the stalk Rainbow mix sherbet Jamboree bag with toy To supplement my pocket money, there wa....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Advent calendar
Posted by KDowner on 04/12/2022
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 This time of year I always get excited for this time, due to the advent calendar on the site. I’ve literally been playing every day for many years in December, pretty much since the start o....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) thief
Posted by Steve Batch on 02/11/2022
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 An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, ....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Remembering the BBC
Posted by starcraft on 03/10/2022
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 I realise that I am now a 'senior citizen', an old fogey from long lost times, however I do miss some of the old days. For example I was watching the TV the other evening, BBC1 to be pr....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Food Heaven or Food Hell?
Posted by Mitchamitri on 02/09/2022
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Last reply dk168
on 04/10/2022
 This week..... Food Heaven: Bubble and squeak Food Hell: Sweetcorn....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) The Wizard of Oz
Posted by Bridgelayer on 13/08/2022
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 As a child I used to enjoy watching The Wizard of Oz and wondered how anyone without a brain could speak. Then I got Social Media........   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Things I will never, ever do....
Posted by RFdemon on 29/07/2022
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on 04/8/2022
 May be I'm mad, sad or just old but here are thin....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) It Wasn`t A Scam!
Posted by Bridgelayer on 21/06/2022
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 Police are investigating why a Nigerian male, found dead in his flat, had an estimated £3.6 Billion pounds in his flat. He had left a note saying that no-one had been replying to his ....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Bob and the Blonde
Posted by 664DaveS on 28/10/2020
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on 09/4/2022
  Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 pm News was coming on. The news-crew was covering the....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Sale or Swap?
Posted by Bridgelayer on 23/03/2022
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Last reply Rod+Ali
on 05/4/2022
 I have a Ford Transit with a full tank of fuel for sale or swap. Will exchange for a 3 Bedroom house in Devon or Cornwall.....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Advice Wanted
Posted by Bridgelayer on 02/06/2021
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on 21/3/2022
 How long does it take to cook those Boil In The Bag goldfish that you can get at funfairs?....   ....more
Hot Topic (no new replies) Out For A Meal
Posted by Bridgelayer on 10/03/2022
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on 10/3/2022
 The missus said she wanted to eat somewhere really expensive. So I took her to the BP garage down the road.....   ....more

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