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Naaaa, I've got too much emotional investment in Mrs UM!

Never interested me...I'm just a distant observer of such things.

Mr UM

 yer tizz then. wots all this about my back thingy bob then ???? 

    i can see by the interest in this post that you all have a kinda "thing" about swingers. may be y;all are "closet" swingers. its meant to be a very secret thing with funny hand shakes etc.  

    next meet i attend i will give the ole "hand shake" a go and see what kinda response i get.

                       Richard :)

    edit;    funny hand shakes in a masons stylie. not with any inuendo attached...          pervs

lol Richard :)

 does it look like this??

or this

    its a bit of a combination hold. kinda like a 3 fingered swinging grip with a bit of thumb action but only if used with the left hand. if the right hand is used it would be the same but with out the thumb action...

            Richard :)

          ps........ the back is just fine and dandy.

hey Rich, how do you learn so much

   lets just say that i am a skolar  of life.... i also have to thank the moose internation lodge for all there input and help. may i also take this opportunity to thank my mother and father, i just know where i would be with out them. also i would to thank the entire cast of star trek as they give me such insperation. then there is jerry springer, what can i say but thank you for making weekday afternoon TV such a joy.

  i think that will do for now as if i continune there is a more than good chance that i will start bawling and sobbing.....

                        Richard :) 

lol Richard