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08/8/2025 at 8:16pm
 Location: West Yorks
 Outfit: Gobur Carousel
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I overheard three lasses chatting in the pub and being curious about their accents I asked, "Excuse me, but are you three lasses from Scotland?"

One of them replied, "It's Wales, you fool!"

The trouble started when I said, "OK. Are you three whales from Scotland?"

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


via mobile 08/8/2025 at 8:32pm
 Location: Ayrshire
 Outfit: A2DS+Nuevo
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And you’re still standing??

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2026: 14 sites / 33 nights. 2025: 13/27. 2024: 20/41. 2023: 9/23. 2022: 13/35. 2021: 11/29. 2020: 4/20. 2019: 13/35. 2018: 20/33. 2017: 10/22. 2016: 19/33. 2015: 15/27. Didn't count sites/nights 1985 to 2014.     


10/8/2025 at 4:59pm
 Location: West Yorks
 Outfit: Gobur Carousel
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Eyes are now healing...

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


19/9/2025 at 9:38pm
 Location: West Yorks
 Outfit: Gobur Carousel
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In the same pub I was being chatty with a somewhat aesthetically challenged maiden. After a few beers she asked me why I was being called "Sledge by all my mates. "Was it because I was a smooth glider? she wanted to know.

I told her, "Nope! It's because I'm always getting pulled by dogs!"


I can only just see the keyboard now, before you ask!

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


28/9/2025 at 4:27pm
 Location: Turriff Aberdeenshi
 Outfit: Romahome R30 Dimens
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The person who told this one,swears it's true....

In the pub, two girls were talking... one said, So and so has had her baby. It's a boy and they're calling him Mark, but spelled with a 'C'.
Other girl looks puzzled and says, you mean 'Cark'?

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Two drifters off to see the world.

I'm tired of reality, so I'm off to look for a good fantasy.



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