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Personpnefan
via mobile 07/11/2021 at 7:01pm
 Location: Preston
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs? Yes, we arson.

 What do you call a pig with laryngitis? Disgruntled.

 Writing my name in cursive is my signature move.

 Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?  Swarm.

 If you’re bad at haggling, you’ll end up paying the price.

 Just so everyone’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

 A commander walks into a bar and orders everyone around.

 I lost my job as a stage designer. I left without making a scene.

Never buy flowers from a monk. Only you can prevent florist friars.

 How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buccaneer.

 I once worked at a cheap pizza shop to get by. I kneaded the dough.

 Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

 When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.

 Bono and The Edge walk into a Dublin bar and the bartender says, “Oh no, not U2 again.”

 Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

 Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

 I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

 I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

 What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.

 I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

 I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

 What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up his own incision? Suture self.

 I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.


 

 


PersonSGThomas
08/11/2021 at 8:41am
 Location: Leigh on sea
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Doing well on the groanometer


PersonRod+Ali
08/11/2021 at 12:27pm
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My mate Steve just got a job loading ships at the docks.

He's really enjoying it...........Steve adores his job.

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"quando omni flunkus moritatus"



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