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PersonThe Vicar
30/9/2021 at 8:12am
 Location: Suffolk
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I once went out with a girl called Mary Greenwich

She gave me a mean time

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A Fart is only Natures Ringtone

Finish what you sta


PersonBridgelayer
09/10/2021 at 8:44pm
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Why do people buy bottled water in plastic bottles, then drive home in their expensive hybrid motors, drink the water and throw the bottles in the bin?


Further to this, what is Evian when spelt backwards?????

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
09/10/2021 at 9:48pm
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Trip Advisor?

RUBBISH!

Why is there no information on "How to deal with a cut knee"

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some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
15/10/2021 at 2:40pm
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Does anyone know if the Arachnophobia Helpline has a website?



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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
29/10/2021 at 3:51pm
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Our local butcher had started putting sea birds
to put into his sausages ...
I'm wondering, "Has he taken a tern for the wurst?"



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Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


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PersonBridgelayer
13/11/2021 at 8:30pm
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If you cut off a glow worms tail, would it be delighted.

Would a castrated pig be disgruntled?


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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
14/11/2021 at 11:35am
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Can drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy?

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
15/11/2021 at 5:09pm
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I decided to get my hair cut just like Tom Cruise.

The barber made me sit in a booster chair.

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
29/11/2021 at 2:46pm
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If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing,at what point does knowledge become safe?

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonBridgelayer
07/12/2021 at 5:01pm
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*** Advice needed ***


Kids keep finding the Christmas presents I have hidden around the house... Someone suggested I put them up in the loft, so I did and last night I literally had no sleep. All I could hear was them crying and moaning about spiders, the dark and wanting to be let back down.


Any other suggestions please?

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


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PersonBridgelayer
22/2/2022 at 8:47pm
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Does anyone know where I can get a decaffeinated coffee table?

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Some days you are the dog,
some days you are the tree.

Goodbye tension, hello Pension!


       


PersonDevonatheart
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Did I post that joke about Demetia? 🤔🤔


Personlissabuff
21/3/2022 at 6:44pm
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when they "beat the retreat" .....was there a faster way before and who holds the record?

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That's not a dog....... That's a Schnauzer



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