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Personjeff juke
30/7/2012 at 9:35am
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Seems were in for a baby boom Click

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Animals have feelings..

JEFF................


Personrobnchar
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loved the books jeff, read them all in a week.... no more babies tho for us but i did put a smile a few times on chris's face :)

 

how u doin fella? has been a while!!

 



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5-8th aug coniston hall!!

Alison


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  thank the lord my OH hasn't read '50' yet, way too old for all that malarky 17 17

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Quote: Originheally posted by a.lawton650 on 31/7/2012

loved the books jeff, read them all in a week.... no more babies tho for us but i did put a smile a few times on chris's face :)

 

how u doin fella? has been a while!!

 




Hi Alison how are you and how is the bairn/bairns? Was just thinking of you the other day..heard from my old pal have you LOL ? not heard a dickie bird myself.I hope ur well and nice seeing your still alive....hugs and kisses



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so so glad I'm too old for that.....

but honestly, what a load of claptrap, I've seen women reading these on the 7am bus........not exactly between the sheets

and yes I've read them, i suppose if you have a latent desire for S and M, it may be a bit different

i keep on telling my OH that we already have 50 shades of grey.........otherwise known as white wall paper and 6 grandchildren..

S


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I have 50 shades of grey...in my hair. Not read the books and have no intention of doing so.

Anne


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Whats the fuss about?


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Tune the world out, turn the radio up
Sing along to my freedom song


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^^^ love this jib1!!

 

only one baby in this house, i like my dogs to much jeff!    yes i speak to the dark one regular, is doing great and still the same!! was camping at coniston hall again this weekend but we cancelled last nite as the weathers going to be naff, i'm really gonna miss my non baby camping as we'd still go if torrential rain was forcst, a bottle of wine and a pack of cards was all we needed, nowadays we ava van full of baby cr*p and vimpto!

 



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5-8th aug coniston hall!!

Alison


Personjeff juke
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Give my love to my pal

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JEFF................


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i have !

so have u been camping lately jeff?

 



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5-8th aug coniston hall!!

Alison


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i have !

so have u been camping lately jeff?

 



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5-8th aug coniston hall!!

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   Fifty shades of pink (for men):

   She woke me up with a bacon and egg sandwich, the bacon was crispy and the yolk and butter oozed out of the thick cut bread, when i'd finished she removed her night dress, she was in a dirty mood, we did everything, she didn't complain and whether or not she enjoyed it she didn't play the guilt card, we finished and she left the room without talking so i could get my well earned sleep.   The End



   

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There's a place for all gods creatures ,,

Right next to the potatoes and veg ,,,


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Quote: Originally posted by a.lawton650 on 07/8/2012

i have !

so have u been camping lately jeff?

 



Were off about twice a month alison x


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lol... jammy git!

 



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5-8th aug coniston hall!!

Alison



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