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A dear old lady in her wheelchair was speeding through the narrow corridors of the carehome where she was residing. Racing through the lounge area one old gentleman shouted "Stop! ..Have you got a licence for that thing?" She replied, "Of course!" to which she opened her handbag and produced her bus pass. "Okay, that's alright then" answered the gentleman. She continued on her way when an elderly lady stopped her and asked, "Have you got a tax disc for that?" She again opened her handbag and showed her a drinks mat. "Okay, the elderly woman replied, be on your way". Speeding down the corridor towards the entrance she was immediately stopped by Jimmy Savile with his trousers down and a huge erection. The old woman stopped dead in her tracks, smiled and said, "Oh no! ....not the breathyliser again!"