and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK and
KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there.
It’s the BULLsh*t and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
------------- Sue W
Camper, Scuba Diver, Sailor and general outdoor person
Had a meeting this morning where the presenter told how giving 1% more would improve the company's productivity so much. After being able to get through the rest of the meeting by stifling my giggles, I was able to e-mail this to my saner colleagues.
I'll probably be looking for a new job next week.
------------- You have to be cruel to be unkind.
Kinky is using using a feather; wierd is using a whole damn chicken!
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Topic: Mathematics
