and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
and, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while HARD WORK and
KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there.
It’s the BULLsh*t and ASS KISSING that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
------------- Sue W
Camper, Scuba Diver, Sailor and general outdoor person
Had a meeting this morning where the presenter told how giving 1% more would improve the company's productivity so much. After being able to get through the rest of the meeting by stifling my giggles, I was able to e-mail this to my saner colleagues.
I'll probably be looking for a new job next week.
------------- You have to be cruel to be unkind.
Kinky is using using a feather; wierd is using a whole damn chicken!
A day of all things motorhome and campervan. The show is held both in the main indoor arena and across the grounds. Catering, hot drinks and food options are available. Easy access to the site and free parking included. Win one of five pairs of day tickets
Topic: Mathematics
