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14/3/2013 at 12:22pm
 Location: north east lincs
 Outfit: Dandy 6
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The sky was dark
                        The moon was high
                        All alone just she and I
                        Her hair was soft
                        Her eyes were blue
                        I knew just what
                        She wanted to do
                        Her skin so soft
                        Her legs so fine
                        I ran my fingers
                        Down her spine
                        I didn't know how
                        But I tried my best
                        I started by placing
                        My hands on her breast
                        I remember my fear
                        My fast beating heart
                        But slowly she spread
                        Her legs wide apart
                        And when I did it
                        I felt no shame
                        All at once
                        The white stuff came
                        At last it's finished
                        It's all over now
                        My first time ever
                        At milking a cow.....


and what did you think was happening

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they said it couldnt be done so i left it and went camping

a bad days camping is better than a good day at work


14/3/2013 at 12:31pm
 Location: north east lincs
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An extract from Mills & Boon's latest novel.... With writing like this,
> there really is no need for pictures....
>
> "We met in a secluded field, the sun almost kissing the horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent, that only those fortunate to live outside the urban rat race know, and the quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
>
>
> We lay there, both naked. I knew that I had to have her, and have her now.
>
> Without a word being spoken, I moved into a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for, .
>
> Then, as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind, and abandoned ourselves to the moment.
>
> Although inexperienced, she approached every
> change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair
>
> As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable, mind-blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer. Finally, the moment that we had been building towards was upon us, and passed all too quickly.
>
> Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassurance of how good she had been.
>
> She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear, then whispered
> ""Baaaaaaaa"" and rejoined the flock."
>
> This novel is only for sale in New Zealand , Wales , and certain parts of Derbyshire.   

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they said it couldnt be done so i left it and went camping

a bad days camping is better than a good day at work


16/3/2013 at 9:48pm
 Location: Swadlincote Derbyshire
 Outfit: Royal Montpellier & Aztec Palacio 6
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Oi watch it !

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Bring back summer I have tent withdrawal syndrome


16/3/2013 at 10:45pm
 Location: Padded Cell
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An old colleague of mine who lived in Buxton once said, "Yes, we have a sports and leisure centre in Buxton - two sheep tied to a lamp-post..."

Gram


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What's the difference between a chicken?


17/3/2013 at 9:09am
 Location: Leigh on sea
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I am more worried that Mike Wilkinson is both reading Mills & Boon and specialising in animal porn.

Still they do have lovely sheep on those Lincoln Wolds.



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