A doctor in Dublin wanted to get
off work and go fishing, so he approached his
assistant.
'Murphy, I am going fishing
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take
care of the clinic and take care of all me
patients.'
'Yes, sir!' says
Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and
returns the following day and asks:'So, Murphy, how was your
day?'
Murphy told him that he took care
of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so
,so I gave him Paracetamol.'
'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second
one?' asks the doctor.
'The second one had indigestion
and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir'says
Murphy.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at
this. And what about the third one?'asks the
doc.
'Sir, I was sitting here and
suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman borsts
in, Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes,
taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies down on the
table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!
For five years I have not seen a man!'
'Tunderin' Lard, Murphy, my boy,
what did you do?' asks the doc.
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